THIS MAN IS (POSSIBLY) A DENDRICIDAL MANIAC*.
*Accused, purported, innocent until proven guilty, might be pure as the driven snow.
Whatever the case, Harvey Updyke makes me ashamed to live in Alabama today. Said to be motivated by overwhelming Crimson Tide Fever, Harvey apparently decided the best way to support his football team was to poison rival Auburn's beautiful 130-year-old oak trees on historic Toomer's Corner.
I am lucky enough to have a daughter who attends Auburn University (and lucky enough to have a son who's a graduate student at The University of Alabama, as well). Both schools mean a lot to me, and to the State of Alabama.
But Harvey, here. Harvey has offended every Alabamian I know, as well as some friends who bleed orange and blue.
National championships turn into an Alabama thing, not a school thing. And I am proud of the civility and manners at both universities.
This photo, supplied by my daughter, shows what a victory celebration at Toomer's Corner looks like.
I had hoped to attend a traditional Toomer's Corner rolling-of-the-trees someday, or at least watch one from nearby. Now, the question of whether Auburn University can save their majestic Live Oaks will determine that.
I care. The students, faculty, administration, alumni and fans care. Harvey (or somebody like him) apparently doesn't.
If Mr. Harvey Updyke is indeed guilty of this malicious attack, shame on him. If it turns out it's someone else, my apologies to Mr. Updyke. On behalf of Alabamians everywhere: this is embarrassing, y'all.