A Place Where We Be Long Sometimes

 

I’ve decided one of the hurricane forces of human nature is the desire to belong. I’m no philosopher, nor psychologist, but it occurs to me this need is Category 5-strong for most of us.

Whether it’s your church congregation or alumni group or political party, you are driven by a yearning to connect with like minds and hearts.

It’s a tale as old as time and as young as social media. Some former hermits have found connection via MySpace and then Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and TikTok. No one lives under a rock anymore. Despite the negative aspects of an online presence, most of us are unwilling to give it up. (And we want very much to show you our rock. Please give it a Like.)

Mark Zuckerberg appreciates your support.

At its heart is connection, the drive to reach out with an idea and hear “I feel that way, too.” The desire to connect motivates artists and writers and all those Hollywood actors desperate for your approval. They certainly enjoy money, but they like living in your head even more.

Maybe we’re being exploited, but I need Louise’s failproof recipe for pot roast and Annette’s latest hilarious meme and Jim’s terrible puns.

One way I connect with others is via the most absurd wordplay I can conjure. I am an Old South punslinger (as opposed to Old West gunslinger, for those who speak Literal).

I’ll meet you at Hi! Noon, on Facebook or Instagram. 

Love from Delta.

Half a million strong

 

 It's been far too long since I've updated this blog with a fresh post.

That's because I'm immersed in August 15th-17th of 1969, at The Woodstock Music and Art Fair, where the characters in my upcoming novel are spending their time. I've been fascinated by Woodstock for many years. It's irresistible; music to tickle any eardrums, bell bottoms, peace, love beads, counterculture, protest, headbands, campfires, hippies, flower power, downed fences and free admittance to a horde that swelled to almost half a million.

It was a loser from any business standpoint, but oh, what a moment in time Woodstock marks. We'd gone from the boomtastic Fifties to a decade of unrest. The war in Vietnam divided our country to the point where, by 1969, young people wanted nothing more than a few days among their own kind, a congregation, a gathering, a sharing, a communal experience with Sly and the Family Stone causing boys to dance like they were performing slow-motion karate attacks. An almost-unknown kid named Carlos Santana rocked everyone's world with a distinctive new brand of Afro-Cuban drums and wailing guitar. Country Joe McDonald introduced an anti-war anthem for the ages and a cheer that melted the ears off multitudes with its singular vulgarity. Creedence Clearwater Revival reminded everyone that a bad moon was indeed rising.

I've casually referred to it as the Mac Daddy of music festivals, but Mac Mommy is more accurate.

It rained. It was muddy. There were food shortages, inevitable against the tide of unexpected attendees. The people around Bethel, New York did not welcome this invasion. Their properties were overrun by hippie campers and cars. The generation that arrived on the doorsteps of local residents looked scruffy and druggy.

But those folks did the unthinkable: they banded together and made thousands of sandwiches to hand out to these kids. They donated fresh produce and meat and milk. By the time it was all over, Max Yasgur, owner of the dairy farm where the entire spectacle unfolded, said, "The important thing that you've proven to the world is that a half a million kids — and I call you kids because I have children that are older than you are — a half million young people can get together and have three days of fun and music and have nothing but fun and music, and I — God bless you for it!"

God bless Max for providing the venue for a seminal moment in musical and cultural history. It was a weekend when political differences between attendees and locals could not have been more pronounced, where the lines drawn were almost neon-obvious, and people reached across them to show love and acceptance.

We could take a lesson or two in 2024.

Love and peace from Delta.

This Is Not About Kelce, Swift, or Reid...It's About You

 

Social media is afire with the topic du jour, Travis Kelce's attack on Andy Reid during Super Bowl LVIII. And, as I am a person with precious few unexpressed opinions, I leapt into this fray with a fury.

I think Kelce was wrong. Really wrong. To confront one's head coach on a world stage with the level of disrespect he spewed was unprofessional, trashy, and downright scary. That sort of testosterone explosion can never be properly directed at your boss, much less a man thirty years your senior and a bit unsteady on his feet.

That's not really the subject here, though. It's this: have we lost the ability to have intelligent conversation in this country?

As soon as Travis displayed every vein in his forehead and his mighty biceps of rage, the public started choosing sides and making assumptions.

If you thought Kelce was out of line, you were a conservative. If you dismissed his behavior as "just football", you were a liberal.

If you dared to voice concern for Taylor Swift in her relationship, you were hysterical and a (gasp!) feminist.

I realize political division is nothing new in this or any other country. I simply wish we weren't allowing it to soar to levels that don't require anyone to ponder their own opinion...one will be chosen for you by your "side."

Soccer moms want you to know they've seen you ranting at your kids' games. Guys who've played football, some of them probably in leather helmets, want you to know this is simply the frustration of a player who wanted to win.

The problem is, I may have been frustrated on a sideline or two and even yelled. But not at my children's coach. And I've never played football or anything else requiring eye/hand coordination, but I've watched some stellar examples of athletic prowess and good sportsmanship get horribly frustrated and still play their games without attacking their coaches.

Reid shrugged it off. Sure he did, Kelce is a star player and regularly hosts Reid on his podcast. That doesn't make it right.

I would love to have seen Travis Kelce as an Alabama tight end confronting Nick Saban this way. Or as a Patriots tight end yelling in Bill Belichick's face. I'm pretty sure Vince Lombardi wouldn't approve of his namesake trophy being cradled by a player who created such a crass display during the Super Bowl.

So there. Classify me. I am neither Republican nor Democrat. I love Taylor Swift and everything she stands for as a woman and an artist. I love Travis Kelce and his podcast. I am super impressed by the Kansas City Chiefs, especially Patrick Mahomes. I want Taylor and Travis to live happily ever after.

But I'm not going to look the other way when someone makes an ass of himself in front of the entire world. Neither should you.

A House Like That

 

 

I never disclose my age without absolutely having to, and then it’s grudgingly mumbled.

I’ll tell you why: I think we automatically classify people, consciously or otherwise, by this number.

If I tell you my age, you’re immediately going to make some assumptions about me: my musical taste (you’d likely be wrong), my favorite movies and TV series (wrong again), all sorts of speculation about my personal life and what it entails (or doesn’t).

I don’t want to know your number, either. I don’t want to formulate ideas about you based on that information.

My grandmother probably started all this. When she was in her nineties, in a hospital bed, with a nurse clearly holding a chart containing all her medical information…she would dutifully recite her full name when asked but visibly halt before giving up her birth year.

I know people who are very old in their thirties. I know people who run circles around me in their eighties.

So why would any of us consent to presenting a stranger a number that’s going to cloister us with every other person born the same year?

I know my doctor needs to know, but even that is damned annoying. I’m convinced the Publix drive-through pharmacy lady asks me every time just to torment me (all the others recognize me and skip it, but she refuses).

I have a birthday coming up; it’s not a milestone or anything, just one more year.

And when I stare at that new number, it’s going to be with gratitude for every single one that preceded it, not angst over whatever changes it might deliver.

I once wrote a poem about aging:

I used to live in a house like that

All shiny and pretty and new

I gradually moved to this shabbier place

But I much prefer the view

You don’t have to tell anyone your number. Let your smile and your energy tell them all they need to make their calculations.

 

 

 

Love from Delta.

 

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Meeting readers is, without reservation, the best part of my job.


They're usually members of a book club. They know everything, because they're extremely well-read. They are strongly opinionated. They've lived interesting lives; borne children, flown airplanes, researched neuroscience, grown flower gardens, and taught kindergartners how to tie their shoes.

They know if you're wrong about lipstick shades in the 1940s. They've read everything from Goodnight Moon to Tolstoy to The Handmaid's Tale.


They are in New York and Ohio and Alabama and Alaska and California and Hawaii and Quebec.

And they are invariably—invariably—nice people. Goodhearted, friendly, honorable. They give back to their communities. They watch out for the children of others. They hold doors open for the next person. They bake cookies for new neighbors.

I cling to this in times like these, floundering in the tidal wave of sadness and outrage over the actions of a despicable human in Uvalde, Texas. As we shriek at each other about gun control, condemning this country and its history of losing innocents to madmen with weapons, about what this world has come to...let us not view the past through some sparkly, nostalgic haze. People have been cruel and brutal to each other since time began. Evil is nothing new.

I don't claim to have the answers, but I know this: we, as a community, must watch and listen for signs of an impending disaster like Salvador Ramos. Time and time again, those intent on carrying out these hellish missions post about it on social media. They practically wave red flags to those around them.

And we have to say something. We have to do something. We have to be proactive. We have to protect our children in every possible way.

We have to stop teenagers from being able to buy assault rifles. This kid was eighteen and had legal access to firearms that virtually screamed public danger. How is that possible? At the very, very least, we should raise the age to twenty-five to purchase these kinds of weapons.

Or stop the legal sale of them altogether, which is my preference.

I'm not here to argue gun control legislation.

I'm here asking everyone to pay closer attention to those who show potential to harm others. See something, say something. (And Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter are duty-bound to do the same.)
 

Mostly, I'm here to remind you evil people live in the shadows, a tiny fraction surrounded by the overwhelming light of good people. I know, I meet them every single week.













Love from Delta

I'm Not Even Thor About This

 

It was a strange day.

We made a quick trip to pick up a new cell phone and ended up spending almost four hours with a self-professed Norse Pagan and a “Bad Gay” who frequents Chick-Fil-A with his husband.

The store doesn’t matter.

What does is, I came into contact and lengthy discussion with two people I might otherwise not have spent half a business day with, trying to force a cell tower into submission.

I’m changing their names to Tom and Bill for ease of use; their real names are much more colorful.

 

Tom, the Norse Pagan, has a lengthy ancestry traced to Charlemagne. He has an enormous knowledge of Norse mythology.

 

He does not approve of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston in my beloved Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.

Not authentic. 

He is a Thor purist.

Bill is a laid-back nerd, who plays Pokémon like me (I am called ObiWanKenoBeth) and he coveted a recently-returned toy building set for World of Warcraft or Masters of the Universe or something like that. 

(My nerd-dom only extends so far, y’all.)

So, when Bill wasn’t looking, I bought it for him.

Because he was sweet and kind and spent four hours on the phone battling with invisible 5G overlords, so my husband’s phone might come to life.

I loved these guys.

I am grateful for life’s detours, which sit me next to Norse Pagans and Rebellious Gays for unexpected eons.

I’m reminded we are all different, we all have something to say, and most of all: we all help each other.

I hope Bill enjoys that Masters of the Pokémon Fortnite Warstuff building set, and always loves Chick-Fil-A as much as I do.

We all agreed they’re not homophobic and cook mighty fine sandwiches.

Most of all, Bill, Tom, Jay, and I found a forced half-day fun. We made it worthwhile and meaningful. We laughed together and understood one another better after our mutual confinement. 

And that, my friends, 

is worth more

than any cell phone

could ever be.

Love from Delta.

Power to the People

We lost electricity in my house in the wee hours of Thursday morning, abruptly and with no fanfare. The internet went first, because at 2:40 am Alexa noticed a loss of connectivity and automatically/cruelly/inexplicably turned on my bedside lamp, which was interrogation-room bright in my sleeping face. I stumbled through the house manually switching off lights the AI decided must dilate my exasperated pupils. 

Maybe it was warning me of the darkness to come. The precious light I take for granted soon disappeared, along with every modern appliance and running water, because our well has an electric pump.

Being powerless was an inconvenience for the first day or so. Now it's a massive grievance I carry like a battery-powered chip on my shoulder. I just drove a mile to hand wash a few pieces of clothing far past their socially acceptable expiration date, and they're hanging on deck chairs to dry. My husband brings in massive containers of water so we can scoop it into toilet tanks for a precious flush.

This would all be much worse if I weren't married to a generator guru, who has figured out a way to power all the super-necessary stuff like WiFi and Netflix. It's cool enough outside to keep me from being non-air-conditioned homicidal. (Florida and its hurricanes brought me close to the edge in ninety-five degree heat more than once. I thought I was escaping all that, but Zeta tracked me to the mountains of northeast Alabama.)

I offered Mom popcorn last night and actually placed the bag in the microwave before realizing how futile my life is right now.

Alabama Power now says they expect to restore our electricity by 11:45 pm on November 5th, over one full week after this tropical storm blustered through our state. I am having a hard time with that. While I fully appreciate the hard work and dedication of countless people trying to restore power, I am less than delighted with their bosses and boss's bosses. The company has been non-responsive to me and all the friends I know who've tried to report outages or get updates, failing to keep their website and phone lines functional. Meanwhile, I'm driving daily under three massive trees that are solely supported by power lines near our house. Our neighbor's power pole is splintered like a shipwreck, its power lines a tangle of electrical kelp.

I am clearly reliant on modern conveniences like flush toilets and whatnot, and grateful to my generator guru husband. He's that kind of guy: a (male) friend Jay once rescued when his Jeep broke down said he had the wheel off, a tent set up and something roasting on a spit by the roadside within ten minutes. If Alabama Power won't charge up to my downed power lines within a week, at least I have this guy on a white horse wielding extension cords and water jugs.

Love from Delta.