Housework Haiku

A while back, my cousin Debi and I formulated some Erma-Bombeckish housework haiku and I published it on a website that promised to pay me all sorts of money for running it.      Websites like that are usually a bit suspect. This one shall remain unnamed, though it knows who it is. Shame on it. Housework haiku for the harried stay-home-mom, and some fresh Mommy haiku, too . . .   Are you still knocking?   I was soaking in the tub   Not scrubbing it, though   Smooth the comforter   Who cares if there are wrinkles?   I’ll sleep here tonight   Beloved Pine Sol   Bringing trees to my bathroom   I pour and leave you   Pretty pink dishcloth   How can you smell so awful?   I won't pick you up Refrigerator Harboring science projects Rainbow of moldy Once an albino Oh toilet how you mock me I will scrub you back Dust bunnies hiding I can’t reach you easily You live one more day Mopping kitchen floor Alas no maid for poor me Eww what was that spill Oh no no is that  Poopy diaper number five My fragrant lil' one Eyebrow with strained squash Mashed potato covered nose Don't throw that at me Crawling is good, Babe Walking is even better Please take a nap now Fork in DVD Not a very good idea Sit in your playpen   A pea up your nose Or are you kidding me now Where are the pliers You want the car keys? You can't drive just yet Missy Oh yes you can . . . wow. Love from Delta.